Patrick Monahan

I’m Not A Terrorist – I’m Freddie Mercury

5 - 30 August 2026 (Not 17), 21.00

Gilded Balloon, Dram

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Since coming to England from Iran in 1980, if I had a £1 for every time someone called me a terrorist, I’d have enough money to run my own terrorist organisation.

I’ve more in common with Freddie Mercury than Hezbollah.

I’ve had visas turned down, extra checks & restricted access.

I’ve 60mins to prove I’m not a terrorist.

 

Scotsman Kate Copstick

“His kind of funny is an irresistible force”

 

Scottish Field “Patrick Monahan is clever, very funny and hugely likeable”

 

One4review ‘4.5 stars’ 2025 

“has his audiences in stitches from the off.”