Cally Beaton
Namaste Motherf*ckers
Namaste Motherf*ckers is the new show from Cally Beaton (QI, Live at the Apollo) – a quick-witted, unexpected and unapologetic insight into life in midlife. Combining Cally’s comedic and storytelling prowess with extracts from her provocative, stereotype-busting book of the same name, the show has at its heart her own story of radical reinvention – taking her from meetings in boardrooms to treading the boards, thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers. A funny show about a deadly serious subject, Namaste Motherf*ckers is a celebration of and for the female of the species. Invisible no more. The show includes a Q&A and meet-and-greet with Cally (who knows, Jeff the wonder dog may even be there too).
"Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess"
"Original and clever"
"Gripping, perceptive and uplifting"
"Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it"
Tour dates
28 February 2026
Kenton Theatre, Henley-on-Thames
6 March 2026
The Plough Arts Centre, Torrington
7 March 2026
The Poly, Falmouth
8 March 2026
Millennium Centre, Cardiff
20 March 2026
The McMillan Theatre, Bridgwater
21 March 2026
Bridport Arts Centre, Bridport
22 March 2026
Barnfield, Exeter
2 April 2026
The Spring Arts Centre, Havant
4 April 2026
Old Theatre Royal, Bath
7 April 2026
Saint Luke's, Glasgow
8 April 2026
Monkey Barrel, Edinburgh
9 April 2026
The Lemon Tree, Aberdeen
10 April 2026
Eden Court, Inverness
15 April 2026
Foundry, Sheffield
18 April 2026
Arts Centre, Colchester
19 April 2026
The Forge, Brighton - EXTRA DATE ADDED
8 May 2026
Fairfield Social Club, Manchester - EXTRA DATE ADDED
12 May 2026
Pavilion Theatre, Dún Laoghaire
13 May 2026
Waterfront Studio, Belfast
4 June 2026 - on sale 17 Jan 2026
Chipping Norton Theatre, Chipping Norton - EXTRA DATE ADDED
5 June 2026
Cornerstone Arts Centre, Didcot
18 June 2026
Trinity Theatre, Royal Tunbridge Wells - EXTRA DATE ADDED
27 June 2026
Playhouse, Norwich - EXTRA DATE ADDED
26 September 2026
The Waterside, Aylesbury
3 October 2026
Arts Centre, Stamford
4 October 2026
Queen's Theatre, Hornchurch
6 October 2026
Playhouse, Epsom
11 October 2026
Tobacco Factory Theatre, Bristol
16 October 2026
The Old Town Hall, Hemel Hempstead
17 October 2026
Cranleigh Arts, Surrey
20 October 2026
Wilton's Music Hall, London
21 October 2026
The White Rock, Hastings
23 October 2026
The Mill Arts Centre, Banbury
30 October 2026
Huntingdon Hall, Worchester
7 November 2026
The Flavel Arts Centre, Dartmouth
18 November 2026
Pavilions Teignmouth, Teignmouth
19 November 2026
The Mowlem, Swanage