Cally Beaton
Namaste Motherf*ckers
Namaste Motherf*ckers is the new show from Cally Beaton (QI, Live at the Apollo) – a quick-witted, unexpected and unapologetic insight into life in midlife. Combining Cally’s comedic and storytelling prowess with extracts from her provocative, stereotype-busting book of the same name, the show has at its heart her own story of radical reinvention – taking her from meetings in boardrooms to treading the boards, thanks to a chance conversation with the late, great Joan Rivers. A funny show about a deadly serious subject, Namaste Motherf*ckers is a celebration of and for the female of the species. Invisible no more. The show includes a Q&A and meet-and-greet with Cally (who knows, Jeff the wonder dog may even be there too).
"Sprightly wit and considerable storytelling prowess"
"Original and clever"
"Gripping, perceptive and uplifting"
"Exciting and hilarious talent…she’s got it"
Tour dates
17 September 2025
Radlett Centre, Radlett
18 September 2025
Newhampton Arts, Wolverhampton
19 September 2025
Assembly Rooms, Ludlow
21 September 2025
Old Fire Station, Oxford
26 September 2025
The Astor, Deal
28 September 2025
Junction, Cambridge
2 October 2025
Brewery Arts, Kendal
3 October 2025
Arts Theatre, Nottingham
4 October 2025
The Atkinson, Southport
11 October 2025
Playhouse, Norwich
12 October 2025
Theatre Studio, Chelmsford
18 October 2025
Lowry, Salford
29 October 2025
The Witham, Barnard Castle
30 October 2025
Pocklington Arts Centre, York
2 November 2025
The Attic, Southampton
3 November 2025
Arts Centre, Swindon
4 November 2025
The Lights, Andover
6 November 2025
Theatre Severn (Walker Theatre), Shrewsbury
13 November 2025
The Hat Factory Arts Centre, Luton
14 November 2025
Trinity Theatre, Royal Tunbridge Wells
16 November 2025
The Forge, Brighton
28 November 2025
Creative Folkestone, Folkestone
30 November 2025
Leicester Square, London
4 December 2025
Dorking Halls, Dorking
9 December 2025
The Y Theatre, Leicester
25 January 2026
Tobacco Factory, Bristol
31 January 2026
G Live, Guildford
4 February 2026
Leadmill, Sheffield
5 February 2026
Old Woolen Mill, Farsley
6 February 2026
The Ropewalk, Barton-upon-Humber
7 February 2026
Northern Stage, Newcastle
17 February 2026
Playhouse, Alnwick
19 February 2026
Queen's Hall, Hexham
21 February 2026
Warwick Arts, Coventry
28 February 2026
Kenton Theatre, Henley-on-Thames
6 March 2026
The Plough Arts Centre, Torrington
7 March 2026
The Poly, Falmouth
20 March 2026
The McMillan Theatre, Bridgwater
21 March 2026
Bridport Arts Centre, Bridport
22 March 2026
Barnfield, Exeter
2 April 2026
The Spring Arts Centre, Havant
4 April 2026
Old Theatre Royal, Bath
7 April 2026
Saint Luke's, Glasgow
8 April 2026
Monkey Barrel, Edinburgh
9 April 2026
The Lemon Tree, Aberdeen
10 April 2026
Eden Court, Inverness
18 April 2026
Arts Centre, Colchester
1 May 2026
Millennium Centre, Cardiff - ON SALE SOON