Flat and the Curves

Rosé Tinted

Award-winning comedy girl band Flat & the Curves return with their well-aged cabaret, Rosé Tinted!

Join the vocal powerhouses as they piece together bygone years of revelry, from knee-defying slut-drops to toe-curling one-night stands.

Through original music, the comedy girlband pays homage to friendships forged through grape-fuelled revelry. Expect a raucous look at life’s disasters and absurdities, delivered with a cheeky wink and ferocious vocals.

With critical acclaim from The Scotsman, Sunday Express, BroadwayWorld and many more, book now for an unforgettable night of wine-soaked wisdom and glorious fun!

 

"THE MOST DYNAMIC GIRL-BAND TO HIT THE CIRCUIT FOR 40-YEARS"

Sunday Express

"ELECTRIFYING…OUTSTANDING…POWERHOUSE CABARET!"

The Scotsman

Tour dates

5 November 2026

Northern Stage, Newcastle

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8 November 2026

Anvil Arts, Basingstoke

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12 November 2026

Cornerstone Arts Centre, Didcot

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26 February 2027

Alnwick Playhouse

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27 February 2027

SJT, Scarborough

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4 March 2027

Cambridge Junction

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5 March 2027

Chelmsford Theatre Studio

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19 March 2027

Arts Centre, Colchester

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26 March 2027

Rotherham Civic Theatre

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27 March 2027

Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury

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28 March 2027

Lowry, Salford

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1 April 2027

Redgrave Theatre, Bristol

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2 April 2027

Savoy, Monmouth

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9 April 2027

Bellerby Studio, Guilford

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10 April 2027

Studio One, Fareham

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