Flat and the Curves
Rosé Tinted
Award-winning comedy girl band Flat & the Curves return with their well-aged cabaret, Rosé Tinted!
Join the vocal powerhouses as they piece together bygone years of revelry, from knee-defying slut-drops to toe-curling one-night stands.
Through original music, the comedy girlband pays homage to friendships forged through grape-fuelled revelry. Expect a raucous look at life’s disasters and absurdities, delivered with a cheeky wink and ferocious vocals.
With critical acclaim from The Scotsman, Sunday Express, BroadwayWorld and many more, book now for an unforgettable night of wine-soaked wisdom and glorious fun!
"THE MOST DYNAMIC GIRL-BAND TO HIT THE CIRCUIT FOR 40-YEARS"
"ELECTRIFYING…OUTSTANDING…POWERHOUSE CABARET!"
Tour dates
5 November 2026
Northern Stage, Newcastle
8 November 2026
Anvil Arts, Basingstoke
12 November 2026
Cornerstone Arts Centre, Didcot
26 February 2027
Alnwick Playhouse
27 February 2027
SJT, Scarborough
4 March 2027
Cambridge Junction
5 March 2027
Chelmsford Theatre Studio
19 March 2027
Arts Centre, Colchester
20 March 2027
Old Fire Station, Oxford
26 March 2027
Rotherham Civic Theatre
27 March 2027
Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury
28 March 2027
Lowry, Salford
1 April 2027
Redgrave Theatre, Bristol
2 April 2027
Savoy, Monmouth
9 April 2027
Bellerby Studio, Guilford
10 April 2027
Studio One, Fareham