Flat and the Curves
Rosé Tinted
Award-winning comedy girl band Flat & the Curves return with their well-aged cabaret, Rosé Tinted!
Join the vocal powerhouses as they piece together bygone years of revelry, from knee-defying slut-drops to toe-curling one-night stands.
Through original music, the comedy girlband pays homage to friendships forged through grape-fuelled revelry. Expect a raucous look at life’s disasters and absurdities, delivered with a cheeky wink and ferocious vocals.
With critical acclaim from The Scotsman, Sunday Express, BroadwayWorld and many more, book now for an unforgettable night of wine-soaked wisdom and glorious fun!
"THE MOST DYNAMIC GIRL-BAND TO HIT THE CIRCUIT FOR 40-YEARS"
"ELECTRIFYING…OUTSTANDING…POWERHOUSE CABARET!"
Tour dates
5 November 2026
Northern Stage, Newcastle
8 November 2026
Anvil Arts, Basingstoke
12 November 2026
Cornerstone Arts Centre, Didcot
26 February 2027
Alnwick Playhouse
27 February 2027
SJT, Scarborough
4 March 2027
Cambridge Junction
5 March 2027
Chelmsford Theatre Studio
19 March 2027
Arts Centre, Colchester
26 March 2027
Rotherham Civic Theatre
27 March 2027
Theatre Severn, Shrewsbury
28 March 2027
Lowry, Salford
1 April 2027
Redgrave Theatre, Bristol
2 April 2027
Savoy, Monmouth
9 April 2027
Bellerby Studio, Guilford
10 April 2027
Studio One, Fareham